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The garbage can in the back of this old S-10 never wants to go home. Probably because it doesn’t have a home. Anymore.

At least the can looks happy with its friend, there. Happy enough to sing, even. Something like: “If a double-decker bus, crashes into us, to die by your side, is such a heavenly way to die.” Or even, “If a ten-ton truck kills the both of us, to die by your side, well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine.”

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Man, that song seems a whole lot darker when you’re reading it and not hearing it from Morrissey’s mouth. Or in Morrissey’s voice through the mouth of a trash can.

Happy travels this week!