This Ford LTD II just showed up at your house. These two get out, and posed there, just like that, staring at you. “Hey, you!” they say, grinning. What do you think happens next? Consider this your important morning thought-experiment.


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Jason Torchinsky

Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus • Not-so-running: 1973 Reliant Scimitar, 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!)