The Volkswagen Beetle Turbo Convertible Haiku Review

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Raphael Orlove
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Happy Haiku Day / Enjoy This Beetle Droptop / Haiku Style Review

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(A full disclosure

Vee-dub flew me to LA

And I whipped their car)

Sunny Malibu

Turbo whoosh up a canyon

Girly car ain't bad

A gnarly corner

Hey, this still feels pretty tight

But could I own one?

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