The US-Market UAZ Exists In A Much More Fun Alternate 1994

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Jason Torchinsky
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Oh, MotorWeek, you delightful tease. Driving around a delightfully crude yellow UAZ off-roader and telling me that I can probably have one back in 1994? What happened to that 1994?

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If only my stupid time machine would actually work and not just electrocute me until my bladder voids all over the velour interior. If only. I could go back and change history, so yellow UAZs were as common in shopping center parking lots as white Camrys are today.

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But that's not how history turned out. Oh, and I suppose my time machine does sort of work, in that after I try it I usually wake up a couple hours in the future.

Dammit.