The Ten Worst Celebrity Car Owners

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If you're looking for famous people with good taste or rich people who can drive, you're not going to find them on this list.

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10.) Chris Brown

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Would you expect Chris Brown to drive anything other than a Gallardo dressed up as a P-51? Or an Aventador painted like a shoe?

There's the usual tasteless celebrity car mods – matte wrap, way too big wheels, etc. – and there's this.

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9.) Leonardo DiCaprio

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Remember when the Prius was the car du jour for all the smug celebrities living in Hollywod? Blame Leo for that.

Maybe the fuel he saved driving his Prius and Fisker Karma will make up for all the cigarettes he's smoked and the yachting he did during the world cup.

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8.) Lindsay Lohan

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If you are both a Porsche owner and good friends with Lindsay Lohan, don't let her drive your car. Unless of course you want it to be crashed, in which case throw her the keys.

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7.) Jesse James

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The Ford GT is one of the most beloved cars around these parts, so we don't take kindly to people crashing them. That's why Jesse James of West Coast Choppers infamy has earned his spot here on this list.

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6.) Nick Hogan

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Mr. "Pussy Magnet Yellow" himself easily earned himself a spot here for being a spoiled rich kid who unsurprisingly crashed his Supra.

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5.) Paris Hilton

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The Lexus LFA is one of the greatest cars Toyota has ever made, with its ten year development, carbon fiber construction, and screaming V10. There's something rather sad about the fact that Paris Hilton owns 1 of the 500 ever made, and it will never be used in the way it was intended.

At least she hasn't crashed it.

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4.) Justin Bieber

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Justin Bieber pulls of the double whammy of having utterly ostentatious cars and driving them like a complete jerk, an impressive feat in the world of jerkdom. Seriously, why does anyone like this asshat anymore?

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3.) Will.I.Am

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Remember the time Will.I.Am said he started a car company because he wanted to teach kids science and the car that he "designed" was actually just a DeLorean that West Coast Customs beat with an ugly stick? Me too – those were good times

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2.) Vince Neil

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Back in 1984 the Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil killed Nicholas "Razzle" Dingley from the band Hanoi Rocks while driving drunk in his Pantera. You'd think he'd maybe learned his lesson, but nope, he's had not one but two DUIs since.

Think about that next time you hear Kickstart My Heart in a Dodge commercial.

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1.) Sultan Of Brunei

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The Sultan of Brunei is an atrocious dictator of his small country and has one of the most extensive car collections in the world. Most of the cars have never been driven, just wasting away in his vault while the people of Brunei suffer.

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Mercedes Streeter

The Lexus LFA is one of the greatest cars Toyota has ever made, with its ten year development, carbon fiber construction, and screaming V10. There's something rather sad about the fact that Paris Hilton owns 1 of the 500 ever made, and it will never be used in the way it was intended.

Maybe she's a secret Jalop? Out of all the high dollar cars a supposedly non-gearhead celeb can choose, why would one choose the track-ready LFA over any other of the probably more comfortable, more pretentious choices?

That is, unless this woman has a Jalop inside of her that's screaming to get out. :)