The Ten Best Cars For Total Poseurs

If you think it's more important to look cool than to actually be cool, then we've got just the right cars for you!

10.) Range Rover


The Range Rover is one of the most capable off-road cars you can buy today, but the only dirt that most of them will ever see is the gravel driveways of their owner's summer house in Montauk.

Suggested By: damthisburnershitsux, Photo Credit: Range Rover

9.) BMW M4 Convertible

The only possible explanation for someone buying one of these overweight, floppy, expensive monstrosities is because they wanted the most expensive 3/4 series BMW makes.

Suggested By: waveridin1959, Photo Credit: BMW

8.) Honda Pilot


As we've said before, parents, just buy the damn minivan. You probably think you're too cool to drive a minivan, but you're wrong.

Suggested By: ezeolla, Photo Credit: Honda

7.) Anything With A Fart Can Exhaust


Nothing shouts to the world "hey look at me!" quite like a fart can, ideally on a rusted out shitbox Civic or Jetta or whatever the youths seem to be into these days.

Suggested By: Marek, Photo Credit: Bryce Womeldurf

6.) Ferrari California


The California is a Ferrari in name (and badge) only, the perfect cruiser for clueless show-offs.

Suggested By: SennaMP4, Photo Credit: Axion23

5.) Hybrid Luxury SUV


"Look, everybody! I drive a hybrid! I care so much about the environment!" Sure you do.

Suggested By: JEM, Photo Credit: Cadillac

4.) Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG


The Mercedes G-Wagen is a remarkably capable and tough off-roader that is rendered completely pointless when a 536 hp AMG V8 is stuffed under the hood and side pipes are fitted.

It's for people who are too wrapped up in flaunting their wealth to realize they're driving a bastardized version of a 1970s military vehicle.


Suggested By: KimiR, Photo Credit: Jalopnik

3.) Lamborghini Aventador


Don't let the 700 hp V12 fool you – Aventadors aren't meant for going fast, they're meant for slowly tooling around wealthy cities making a lot of noise.

Suggested By: TractionControlOff, Photo Credit: Axion23

2.) Brodozer


Too tall to be good on road, off road, or anywhere else.

Suggested By: Chris_K_F, Photo Credit: DiamondBack Truck Covers

1.) Bugatti Veyron


There is no car in the world that has so much incredible performance potential that is used so little. A Veyron is at home cruising at Mach 3 on the Autobahn, but most are found doing 12 MPH around Monaco, making the ultimate poseur car.

Suggested By: Jonee, Photo Credit: Axion23

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