Take one '83 Rabbit. Take a Suzuki Samurai. Kitbash. Add diamond-plate fender flares and big freakin' rolling stock. Go offroading. Sell on eBay. Watch us marvel. Screw making friends with our FAST, we'd rather make friends with this, for some perverse reason. Maybe it's because we're perverts.
Run for Your Lives! It's El Goatcamino! [Internal]