Oh hey look Honda debuted a new minivan concept at the Shanghai Auto Show today and it is ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING.

This is the Concept M, and according to Carscoops, it is actually intended for production next year. I appreciate that Honda is trying to spice up the minivan, easily the most pedestrian genre of automobile in existence.

I think it is horrifying. That grille looks like a giant vacuum cleaner mouth full of razor blades that will chase you and your pets down the street while trying to suck you up and grind you into hamburger meat. It's like some kind of monster that Freddy Krueger would transform into.

It's all a bit... um, much. I had to stop looking at it after a while. I'm worried it will show up in my dreams at some point.