Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we'll provide the jams.
Jalopnik doesn't feature enough songs about masturbation, and that's reason enough to have this track.
The real reason why I can't get enough of it is because of Kool Keith's lines on cars.
"I pull up with no Benz, just a Plymouth Duster/Cruisin around town, naked bumpin James Brown"
And the chorus will supercharge your brain cells, no question:
"We got butlers with maids, condos built in Brazil/Chrysler Cordobas, Monte Carlos on the hill/The raw ingredients, with hands on experience/with Nissan trucks, worth a hundred thousand bucks"
This isn't your typical ‘I got a Mercedes on rims' rap, not that there's anything wrong with that.