As the number of Toyota Supra teasers nears the number of crossovers on the American market, we’re somehow also nearing the date of the Supra’s debut—hopefully the real one, this time—at the Detroit Auto Show on Jan. 14. It’s hard to believe it’s the real thing, considering that the car’s fifth generation has been all about teasing us into oblivion, and past the point of calling it a “tease,” for longer than we want to remember. It’s like a big, over-the-top gender-reveal party, except with months of teasers about what the gender will be beforehand.

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That sounds even worse, somehow.

But the reveal date is almost here, which means Toyota won’t be able to “tease” the new Supra much longer and our national nightmare will likely soon be over. With how this whole thing has gone, though, Toyota will probably still find a way to tease the Supra after it’s out.

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Happy New Year, indeed. The future is bright.