“That swarm of wasps we let out of the back of our DAF 46 Stationcar with its fine Variomatic transmission sure is making those kids scream and run! I sure love not having to shift as I drive to the location where I set free my swarm of angry wasps. Let’s get in the back and make sweet love now, Candis.”


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Jason Torchinsky

Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus • Not-so-running: 1973 Reliant Scimitar, 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!)