That guy with the box kind of reminds me of Jerry Lewis, so I see this playing out where he struggles to get that very heavy box in the car and ends up with it crushing his chest as he lays prone on the cargo floor, screaming “Niiiiceee laaaaadddddeeeee!” as the tailgate slams down, nearly lopping off his feet.

Also, the box is full of tarantulas, which then escape, en masse.

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Two-door station wagons. That’s a form factor you don’t see anymore. And I’ll wait for someone from some magical foreign land to show me all the cool two-door wagons they could buy RIGHT NOW.