Ever wondered what the name of your car means? Jalopnik readers are here to tell it’s probably just nonsense.
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There are thousands of acceptable words for automakers to choose from when naming a car. I don’t know of a single car named “Ophion,” the Greek titan who once ruled Earth, which I just thought up right now. If you’re a car company reading this, consider that one a freebie. You can even make up compound words that sound awesome if you feel like it. For instance there was the Dodge RAMCHARGER, which makes sense, even though it’s not a real word.
There are also many car names that have meanings in obscure languages, like the Holden Malloo (an aboriginal word for 'thunder'), the Pagani Huayra (Quechua for 'god of wind'), or my personal favorite, the Renault Koleos, which means ‘sheath’ in Greek, but means ‘testicle’ in Latin. It also shares the same root with ‘coleocystitus,’ an inflammation of both the vagina and the bladder.
Still, you’d be surprised how many car names that sound like nonsense actually do have a little-known meaning. Post your favorite in Kinja below and see if your nothing-word does have a secret definition.
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10.) Kia Sportage
‘Sportage’ is kind of evocative for pseudo-sportiness, but doesn’t really mean anything.
9.) Kia Cee'd
Just call it a seed, Kia. Don’t give us this apostrophe BS.
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8.) Volkswagen Routan
7.) Oldsmobile Toronado
6.) Nissan Sentra
5.) Any Alphanumeric
If you can piece together the meaning of BMW’s Z4 sDrive35is, congratulations, you’re a mega-nerd.
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4.) Toyota Previa
Previa appears to be a misspelling of the Latin ‘praevia,’ meaning ‘going before.’ However, if you stick to Latin, you will also find that ‘previa’ refers to something obstructing a baby’s path in the birth canal. Typically this is ‘placenta previa,’ or when the placenta is too low in the uterus, and is against the cervix.
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3.) Toyota Venza
Venza is supposed to be a nonsensical combination of ‘venture’ and ‘Monza,’ the Italian Formula One circuit. In Japanese, however, it sounds just like the word for toilet seat. That’s why in its home market, Toyota calls the thing the ‘Mark X ZiO.’
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2.) Mazda Miata
Mazda claims that Miata comes from an archaic German word for ‘reward,’ which would absolutely trigger the bullshit meter in any game of Scrabble worth a damn. It also sounds like a girly name, especially compared to its name in Japan “Roadster’ or ‘MX-5’ in Europe.
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1.) Mitsubishi Starion
According to Mitsubishi, Starion is a combination of ‘star’ and ‘Orion,’ which doesn’t make any sense, but isn’t any more nonsensical than its other offerings at the time, the Tredia and the Cordia. Others have argued that the car is perhaps the greatest example of Engrish, where the car was meant to be called ‘stallion,’ but a mispronunciation from the Japanese office came out in a rather unfortunate manner. This is backed up by the early advertising for the car, which featured a big picture of a stallion with ‘Starion’ below it. This image was quickly taken out of all Mitsubishi advertising.
The engrish explanation sounds too apocryphal to me, and it’s quite likely that Mitsubishi just thought ‘Starion’ would be a fun make-up version of Stallion, that just ended up sounding very unfortunate to casually-racist 1980s America. Either way, it’s a nonsense word, even if the car was super cool.