We suggested a few days ago that Gerard Georgettis, the man who torched a Miami-area Ford dealership because he felt he'd gotten a raw deal on his Escape, be violently kicked for damaging a Gulf-schemed GT in the resultant blaze. Apparently, scared by the power we here at the Jalop wield over our minions, Georgettis hung himself in an airliner's loo (no small feat, that), bringing his life to an end. He'd resigned from his job after his arrest, and it wasn't known what he was doing on the transcontinental flight.
But really, Gerard, we understand you were in pain, and that you probably felt like the possible 30-year prison term you were facing would be interminable. We understand that suicide might be preferable to that for a certain type of person (i.e. us). But did you have to be so goddamn dramatic about it and inconvenience so many people at the same time? Yes, we suppose that was your M.O., wasn't it? Freaking theatre people. Sheesh.
Man Who Torched Dealership Kills Self On Plane
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