Gettin' All En Fuego at a Florida Ford Dealership

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"And in protesting the iron fist of Capitalism that won't allow a working-class man the joy of a proletarian Ford at a reasonable price, I hereby propel my Escape through this window and burn the mo'fucker to the ground." Or at least that's what we're imagining performance art theatre manager Gerard Georgettis proclaimed as he introduced his latest masterwork: burning down a Dade County Ford dealership because he didn't get the deal he wanted on his new SUV. Nobody was injured in the conflagration, but the blaze did take out a Ford GT in the Gulf color scheme. And for that, Georgettis should be violently kicked.

Customer Who Torched Dealership Released On Bond [CBS 4]

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