Stupid Press Release of the Day: Dodge Charger Funny Car

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For the love of public relations, people...

"The newly designed Dodge Charger Funny Car combines the latest in Dodge engineering advancements with an added boost of Dodge DNA. The race car features the same bold styling, signature grille and powerful performance found throughout the Dodge lineup, and it takes design cues directly from the 2006 Dodge Charger passenger vehicle. Dodge Motorsports worked closely with NHRA in developing the appearance and safety of the Dodge Charger Funny Car."

Yes, and we're now gonna draw on a Sharpie-fied handlebar mustache and write "Gary Scelzi" on our forehead so people know we're him. Oh well, at least it's got a Hemi.

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