First of, let's just get this out of the way: you don't fuck with someone's ride. You just don't do it. So let's all just be totally clear on that. That said, it's hard not to utter a sort of under-the-breath "oh damn" when you see this crude dick spray-painted on the hood of a freaking $2.5 million dollar Bugatti Veyron in Seattle.


I guess if you're going to really go the vandal route, you may as well go big. I don't know the story here, if the Veyron owner is even a dick or not, or if its just the assumption that someone with that much liquidity has to be. I suspect the vandal didn't know, either, which means this is a shitty thing to do.

Now, a really impressive thing to do would be if this Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport owner really just owned this. If he decides to clearcoat over the hood-dick, and maybe have its likeness cast in chrome for a series of special badges to make his one-of-a-kind Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Unrepentant Unapologetic Dick Edition.

UPDATE: It's looking like this was done intentionally, possibly as part of a video shoot. Andreysmygov's Instagram feed has a number of shots with the car, including closeups of the dick:


... and other things painted on the hood, suggesting the paint is anything but permanent:

... so it looks like this tagged Veyron was intentional. That's good, since it lets us enjoy the sight of a crude dick drawn on a mind-bendingly expensive car without the burden of ethical concerns.


Everyone wins!