A elderly New Zealand man with two knee replacements was rugby-tackled by a "big guy" during a road-rage incident, paid for a full-page ad asking for witnesses to the incident, and actually found one willing to testify. [The Press]
How dare those motorcyclists pass your car! Long Island mouthbreather Patrick Dejean ran over a dude he felt had gone too far by passing him, and now he gets 5-to-15 in the place with the wrong kind of bars. [Newsday]
Here's a story that has all the crucial RRR elements: Man with bad teeth, baseball cap, pickup truck, hurled beer/cigarette. [Daily Local News]
A 69-year-old grandmother, irate at a middle-school-dropoff fender-bender, rammed the other driver when she got out to exchange insurance info anddrove with her clinging to the hood for over a mile. She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard, apparently. [Fox11AZ.com]
That's all the road rage I can stomach for now. Remember, it's a huge legal hassle when you run some fool off the road for looking at you funny, so punch your dashboard instead.
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