Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams.

I don’t really have a good reason why I chose to post this this morning, other than my assumption that you need to start your day with a little metal filtered through a Muppet’s foam-rubbery mouth.

Just listen to how bad these motherfucking puppets are. Let that snake playing the axe be your spirit animal for today.

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