Remind me not to let these Morris owners plan a picnic. The ground looks wet and leafy and dirty, the blanket is way too small, and they seem to have just packed pears and whatever’s in that thermos. You guys suck at this. 

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Jason Torchinsky

Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus • Not-so-running: 1973 Reliant Scimitar, 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!)