Yep, he's done it. Though slightly disoriented by all the bright lights, wisecracking production jamokes and fluffers, Spinelli stepped in front of the camera lens and into the hearts of the viewing public. That's right, he's gone and hosted an episode of Next New Networks' "Fast Lane Daily," a three-minute car news show that runs on, YouTube and other video outlets. Though it was what we in the business call a spectacularly light news day, Spinelli performed with the poise and polish of a deer in the glow of a laser sight. Feel free to leave glowing comments, however, as he really is the next Laser Kid. You can start referring to him as "America's Sweetheart" any time now.

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