Oh, you thought we forgot about the latest caption contest? Nope — we were just otherwise occupied by the Detroit auto show and a subsequent illness that had nothing to do with any particular vehicle we saw there (or even the unseasonably warmish, damp conditions). We're ready to go now, having identified a proper bit of Detroit swag as a prize — Jeep's lockbox press package, which could be quite a collectors' item in a few hundred years. Unlike other caption contests, this time we're bidding our car-nut gallery to make the final decision among the finalists we've already picked. Vote wisely, that lock box deserves a worthy home — especially after all it took to get past airport security. Set your pick after the jump.
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