People, people, c'mon! We've gotten some decent entries for this, our latest caption contest, but the turnout has been fractional compared to previous ones. We know you're probably too busy nursing retinal dislocation from such an overblown graphical display, but open it up. Don't be shy, make with the captions. There's a prize, remember, though we've yet to identify a specific one — but it might involve some Detroit swag from next week's show, if there is any. Send 'em to firstname.lastname@example.org.
New Year, New Caption Contest: Graphical Bimmer [internal]