Meet The Internet's Worst Lifted Truck Salesman

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Raphael Orlove
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Justen sells trucks at Pro Trucks Plus LLC. We know this because he made the worst internet sales pitch we've ever seen. Watch as he rambles through the sale of a lifted Ford F250 "STANDARD CAB LONGBED 4X4 POWERSTROKE DIESEL."

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It's hard to pick a favorite line from this video, but "It's got eight inches of lift, sitting on 20s and 38s…DUUUUUUB edition" gets things off to a good start. Pro Truck Plus' videos have next to no views, so check out their YouTube channel for many more examples of Justen's fine work.

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Please visit Pro Trucks Plus at their location in Northern California, just a 45 minute drive east of San Francisco, because we want to know more about this wonderful Justen fellow.

(Hat tip to Bill!)