Good news: a McLaren F1 car finally won a race this year! Bad news: it was against a Honda Civic.
This was last year’s non-Honda MP4-29, so it wasn’t even a currently-hopeless MP4-30.
The race was also against a McLaren 650S, but it was one of those staggered start demo lap things that are timed so that the right car wins every time.
Oh well, at least the two McLarens on the track didn’t crash into each other this time.
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