That's the new McLaren 570S you're looking at. You're not supposed to see this picture.
McLaren held a pre-reveal launch of this car the other night in NYC. Nobody was supposed to have any camera or phone on them. Nobody was supposed to be allowed to get a photo.
And yet here we are.
As we can see, the front looks like a Melkus, the rear looks like it ate a Ford Focus, and the doors go up like a (budget) supercar's should.
More pictures just turned up on CarScoops via Le Figaro, of all places. Here they are in exceedingly low res.
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