Look how proud this asshole is. “That one, lone box? Yeah, I lifted it two and a half feet to shove it into this car. That was me! Guilty as charged! Maybe in a bit I’ll do the same magic on this other one. Maybe!” I hope you feel as good this week about your accomplishments as this yutz feels about lifting that one fucking box.

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Why is this guy an “asshole” and a “yutz”Did he bully you in high school?