What’s wrong with this picture? You get three guesses and the first two don’t count.
You have a big LandCruiser. You have cold and bleak winter months. You have boredom. So hooning it on a frozen lake seems like a good idea. You’ve seen it done before on the Internet. Nothing can go wrong!
Except when it does. I don’t speak Russian, but I know urgency and alarm when I hear it. Glad to see that the driver was able to escape.
Does that mean that it’s a LakeCruiser now? I’ll see myself out.
(h/t to Antony!)