Spoiler alert: Awesome race cars are even more awesome at Laguna Seca. It's a photographer's paradise and we sent the inimitable Brad Fox to last weekend's American Le Mans Series race at Laguna Seca to bring you enough grid girls, engine porn, and ferocious race cars to keep your spank bank wallpaper folder stocked for a year.
A few real spoilers below. Just ten days after making a joke about the Aston Martin #007 car not winning a race it wins a race!
The BMWs took their second team championship after snagging a second place finish in GT behind the gorgeous Flying Lizard Porsche 911 with mountain master Jörg Begmeister and Patrick Long at the wheel. Though, technically, they all got their asses kicked by the 911 GT3 R Hybrid, which was an "unclassified" entry.
In GT Challenge, Jalopnik's favorite Discount Tire employee Jeroen Bleekemolen lost narrowly to Spencer Pumpelly.
If you're still reading this what the hell is wrong with you? Click through for the pretty pictures.
All photos credit: Brad Fox