It’s Friday! The day we all traditionally like to dress up, get into our cars, drive out into the woods and find a young wood nymph or forest sprite and tell them all about the latest big, heavy books we’ve been reading! Just park anywhere and set out a bowl of honey-infused pixie-water and they’ll show up, then you can corner them and make them read some of the massive book you brought with you. It’s fun!

Just don’t try it with Atlas Shrugged. Those wood nymphs can bite hard.


Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus • Not-so-running: 1973 Reliant Scimitar, 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!)

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