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Is This The World's Most Hideous Aventador?

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The World's Most Stereotypical Lamborghini Owner gave his 'Concubine' this, the worst Valentine's Day present ever.

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He professed his love through this wrap and on his Team Salamone Facebook page.

Dear Concubine, Your Chariot Awaits. From the moment I saw you I canceled my plans for the rest of my life and placed your name on every moment of every day. You are the co-driver of my life. This is not a relationship it is an Adventure! We are the same. If I was a woman I would be you. If you were a man you would be me. We are perfect for each other. Happy Valentines Day! #ILOVEYOUSOMUCH

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Brian, The Life of

Sorry Ralphie but, "worst Valentine's Day present ever?" Are you fucking kidding me? 

Wait, I'm sure your right that ANY woman would rather have a dozen roses and a box of See's than an Aventador.