Intrepid Pilot Draws Some Sky-Penises Right In The Face Of God

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If you're like most people, the first thing you think when confronted with an object is "I wonder if I can draw some penises on that?" One unknown hero of dick-doodling looked up at the sky and thought the same thing. One person dreamed of drawing some penises on the very face of God, and then actually did it.


The penis-sky-drawing was accomplished by flying a plane in dick-shaped patterns, which were revealed via airplane radar tracking tools like Flightradar24. The sky-dicks were inscribed over Lakeland, Florida, and the tool used to do it was a Vans RV-12, a small, single-engine hobbyist aircraft.

Of the two sky-dicks drawn, the Southeastern one appears to be a profile image of a penis, with only a solitary testicle rendered. The more Southerly penis is larger and a bit more carefully rendered, fully erect and with a pair of healthy testicles clearly defined.

The identity of the pilot/penis artist is not yet known, but whoever they are, they clearly have the right priorities. Flying any plane, even a small one like this, is not cheap, and it likely cost somewhere in the ballpark of $100/hr to draw those to heavenly wangs. This person must really believe in humanity's need to draw colossal dicks wherever we can, and for that we must salute this anonymous aviator and genital sky-scribe.

Hat Tip to CreativeAccidents


Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.

What is it, son?

I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...