What is it criminals and Camaros? Does the F-body just scream "Getaway Car" when it's time to flee John Law? One approach is to rob a bank and promptly buy a red Camaro with the money... or you can do what this gentleman in Indiana did: escape from a roadside trash-cleanup crew by distracting guards with an intentionally clogged toilet, then hoof it to a nearby car dealership, where a helpful salesperson hands you the keys to a shiny red 1995 Camaro convertible. Then, of course, you drive it to your dad's house, where you get nabbed by waiting lawmen. Just once, we'd like to see this kind of story with a Camry as the perp car of choice. [Associated Press]