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Reminder: God Hates NASCAR

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Raphael Orlove
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If it wasn’t already clear enough, our god that is a vengeful god has once more cast judgement against the “stock car” pretender that is NASCAR in the form of torrents and water-spouts from heaven, delaying yesterday’s race until today, and today’s race indefinitely.

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Yesterday’s race at Pocono got delayed until today, overladen with god-tears falling from the sky, surely saddened that America’s race is a spec series now.

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And now today, a red flag race stoppage and then a tornado warning:

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A sign? Doubtless.