Reminder: God Hates NASCAR

NASCAR soaked with sadness, yesterday. Photo Credit: AP

If it wasn’t already clear enough, our god that is a vengeful god has once more cast judgement against the “stock car” pretender that is NASCAR in the form of torrents and water-spouts from heaven, delaying yesterday’s race until today, and today’s race indefinitely.

Yesterday’s race at Pocono got delayed until today, overladen with god-tears falling from the sky, surely saddened that America’s race is a spec series now.


And now today, a red flag race stoppage and then a tornado warning:


A sign? Doubtless.

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