I Found The Dumbest Car

Find me a dumber car than this Pontiac Fiero farting flames. You can’t. It’s not possible.

Why does this car fart fire? Is there a massive hole in the exhaust? Is there a flamethrower kit spraying unburnt fuel into the exhaust pipe? Is there something even more fantastically right/wrong with this car? I have no idea, but I’m in love.

Raphael Orlove is features editor for Jalopnik.

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Vanden Blah

Any wrangler that’s not a dedicated off-roader. It’s the dumbest car I can think of. It’s ugly, it’s cramped, it’s not practical, it’s not aerodynamic, it’s not fuel efficient, it’s expensive, it’s uncomfortable, it’s noisy, it leaks, it can’t tow, it can’t haul, it’s slow, it’s unsafe, it has a dumb subculture, and it’s build quality, engineering, and materials are worse than off-brand diapers. It’s also one of the most popular vehicles in America, and I have NO idea why. I also have one and love it.