WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?

You let Hugh Jackman drive one of your top-of-the-line Toyota Crowns, and not me? What the hell, Toyota?

Don't you know I love Crowns? I bet Hugh doesn't even appreciate the powerful hybrid drive on this particular model, or the beautiful sky blue paint.

(Sky blue is my favorite car color. I know I told you that, Toyota. You never listen to me.)

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Toyota, you're breaking my heart in two.