We at Jalopnik are always happy to provide consumer advice that we're sure is applicable in your day-to-day schedules. Here's how you start a tractor Australian-style. First step? Break out the short shorts.

If you don't want to hear a Saxton Hale lookalike ramble on in some quality strine about, well, we don't really know, skip ahead to 3:00 and watch the magic unfold.

Hat tip to Batshitbox!