How One Forumite Made Holy Tires

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Today we saw multiple curb-hopping BMW crashes. One was a high-end luxury bash. The other wasn't quite as premium, but perhaps it was a more holy experience?

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The driver who crashed his E30 coupe described the cause of his 'over a speed bump and into a house' excursion by stating, "No, the tires poped."

Stig-a-saw-us-wrecks asked, "So did the tire only emanate black smoke until it poped? I'm guessing white smoke thereafter."

It was phydeaux who issued the last rites.

Forgive me, Father, for I have spinned.

Well said, sir. Well said.

Photo Credit: Stig-a-saw-us-wrecks/Ronnie James Dio

DISCUSSION

Congratulations, Mr. Stig-a-saw-us-wrecks and Mr. phydeaux, on COTD today! I have a Mercedes for both of you which this lovely lady will deliver when she finishes her bath.