Photo: Porsche

“How could they understand,” I screamed into the wind, cutting my tears and casting them back down the road to all the jeers and laughs at the Cars and Coffee. “They could never understand what you mean to me, my perfect, beautiful 996 Carrera 4 Cabriolet.”


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