Vote 2020 graphic
Everything you need to know about and expect during
the most important election of our lifetimes

Holy Crap! Obvious Jalopnik Brainstorm!

This image was lost some time after publication.
This image was lost some time after publication.

We're not sure why we didn't think of this as soon as we realized how heavily Changfeng relied on Mitsubishi technology and design of a certain age. If Mitsu won't give us a new Starion, why shouldn't Changfeng give us an old Starion with a leaping cheetah gracing the front end instead of a diamond star? We can almost guarantee that it would never make us disappointed.

Advertisement

Related:
Waiting For the Great Leap Sideways: Changfeng Motor Takes on Detroit [Internal]

Share This Story

Get our newsletter

DISCUSSION

Oh, so a flaming lion on an Astra reeks of Satan's own sacksweat, but a leaping cheetah on a badly spelled coupe radiates eau de mucho goodness? Damn you journos, and your infernal confusing double standards!

On the amusingly translated horsey theme I vote that the new one should be called the Rustang, or the Dolt...