“Hey kids! Guess where we’re taking our joint vacation with our fellow AMC-family this year?”

“Disneyland?”

“Ha ha! Nope!”

“The beach? Skiing? A water park? New York?”

“Ha ha ha! No, no, and no!”

“Where, daddy, where?” 

“A goddamn empty rock quarry, and it’s going to be boring and terrible! Ha ha ha! Terrible! Boring! Ooooh HA AH HA HA HA COUGH OOH HA HA HA!”