When I see something like a Lamborghini or a Ferrari, I go, “Well, there’s a car you can go fast in,” or “That’s a car to drive very slowly along the beach with,” or “The perfect vehicle to roll up to your high school reunion with!” I don’t ever think, “What a lovely vehicle to use as a robbery getaway car,” but cars get misused all the time, so I could be wrong.
Last week, I asked you guys for the times you badly misused a car. Used a car in a way that it was clearly not designed for. Loaded it up to the ceiling with stuff and/or people. Jumped it.
Let’s see what you heathens did.
Truth In Advertising (Carilloskis)
You mean I can’t do what I saw on TV?
If It Fits It Sits (Miguel Plano)
Hopefully you didn’t buy anything from the Malm family...
Corvette (Alex Alvarado)
There is a surprising amount of space back there!
It’s A Jaaaag (Yes I drive a 240... Sort of)
Awesome.
Datsun (Warcabbit)
Hey, it floats...!
Master Of Road (Roadmonster)
Username checks out.
Not Dead (Lawyer_Applegate)
Ten points for surviving!
Rental Car (Mr.Rogers)
Damn.
Focus (91hp and a cloud of (oil) smoke)
I learned things about a Ford Focus today.
Action Shot (JamesRL)
Dude!
Flipper (Stan)
That poor Subaru.
Golf Carts (Mixeddrinks)
Something something wine mixer.
Grip (VajazzleMcDildertits)
That has honestly never occurred to me before.
BRZ (Stang70Fastback)
You go, man.
The Flyest G20 (Bo Darville)
You were everyone’s hero.
Perfection (Miss Mercedes ♥✈ smart Car Girl)
Doing it right.
Basket (The Pebble)
I want pictures!