Here Are Your Appalling Stories Of Car Abuse

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When I see something like a Lamborghini or a Ferrari, I go, “Well, there’s a car you can go fast in,” or “That’s a car to drive very slowly along the beach with,” or “The perfect vehicle to roll up to your high school reunion with!” I don’t ever think, “What a lovely vehicle to use as a robbery getaway car,” but cars get misused all the time, so I could be wrong.

Last week, I asked you guys for the times you badly misused a car. Used a car in a way that it was clearly not designed for. Loaded it up to the ceiling with stuff and/or people. Jumped it.

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Let’s see what you heathens did.

Truth In Advertising (Carilloskis)

You mean I can’t do what I saw on TV?

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If It Fits It Sits (Miguel Plano)

Hopefully you didn’t buy anything from the Malm family...

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Corvette (Alex Alvarado)

There is a surprising amount of space back there!

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It’s A Jaaaag (Yes I drive a 240... Sort of)

Awesome.

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Datsun (Warcabbit)

Hey, it floats...!

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Master Of Road (Roadmonster)

Username checks out.

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Not Dead (Lawyer_Applegate)

Ten points for surviving!

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Rental Car (Mr.Rogers)

Damn.

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Focus (91hp and a cloud of (oil) smoke)

I learned things about a Ford Focus today.

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Action Shot (JamesRL)

Dude!

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Flipper (Stan)

That poor Subaru.

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Golf Carts (Mixeddrinks)

Something something wine mixer.

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Grip (VajazzleMcDildertits)

That has honestly never occurred to me before.

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BRZ (Stang70Fastback)

You go, man.

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The Flyest G20 (Bo Darville)

You were everyone’s hero.

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Perfection (Miss Mercedes ♥✈ smart Car Girl)

Doing it right.

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Basket (The Pebble)

I want pictures!