Help Me, Rhonda! Jalopnik Team Party Crash: Woodward Dream Cruise Edition

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It's that time of the year again, when thoughts turn to classic cars on Detroit's most sprawlerific avenue. That's right, it's time to get funky and clap your hands for the 2006 Woodward Dream Cruise. We're now just two weeks away from the most amazing of all amazing automotive events — and this year, we're actually planning ahead. And as we look at the plan now, we've got a lot of things to do...and little to no resources to do it with. For instance, we've got Wert in Metro Detroit...and we've got...umm...Austin's around sometimes and...ok, so that's all we've got on the ground. So that's why we need your help. So if you've got camera skillz, videocamera skillz, playa skillz or you're just fun to have around, then you too can be a member of "Jalopnik Team Party Crash: Woodward Dream Cruise Edition". Also...'ve got to be able to work for zero money. Maybe a T-shirt, but really — that's not even set in stone yet. So maybe not even that. But fuck it, it'll be fun and you'll get your name up here in the bright lights for all to see. So, if you've yet to be effectively dissuaded, we've got a test for you. We'll be meeting this Monday (August 7th) at 7:00 PM at the sign you see above...we may even walk over to the bar and we may even buy a couple of pitchers. Look for the Detroit-based one of us, he's not that difficult to miss — though he does claim he'll be getting a haircut beforehand. If you've got any questions, or to RSVP so Wert's not sitting in the fucking parking lot for an hour and a half by himself (he's scared of the dark, you know) ship them on over to ray -at- jalopnik -dot- com. We're looking forward to seeing ya there! [Thanks to's Detroit page for the great picture!]


Flame On! A 1954 Ford Farts Flames On Woodward Avenue — Now That's What We Call An Introduction! [internal]

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