It’s National Donut Day! You’re probably in mid-donut celebrations already, offering sacrificial washers and shower curtain rings to The Grand Doughnut Lord, whose unending torus symbolizes our cyclical lives, and who’s hole in the middle reminds us of the dangerous void inside us all. So let’s watch this Bond 3-wheeler do donuts!
Those have to be the tightest donuts in the smallest donut-arena I’ve ever seen. Also, National Donut Day dates back to 1938? Holy crap, right?
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