"It's like you never pay attention to me," — this guy's girlfriend, probably.
What makes this video is the overdub. Watch and you will understand.
If you have any more information on this inattentive scooter rider, let me know below.
(Hat tip to Jesus!)
DISCUSSION
If only there were some sort of novelty shirt, one that conditionally tested the eyesight and literacy of the person behind him, indicating that passing the test implies that his female companion has since been ejected from the vehicle. But more succinct.