No clickbait here! This post delivers exactly what the headline promises: five genuinely terrible car names I just made up. Feel free to come up with your own in the comments! It’s surprisingly fun!
Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus • Not-so-running: 1973 Reliant Scimitar, 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!)