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Five Terrible Car Names I Just Made Up

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No clickbait here! This post delivers exactly what the headline promises: five genuinely terrible car names I just made up. Feel free to come up with your own in the comments! It’s surprisingly fun!

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Lipoma 3500 (Italy)
Lipoma 3500 (Italy)
Prolapse Clamking (USA)
Prolapse Clamking (USA)
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Wooldiaper Nostrilfire 1800 (UK)
Wooldiaper Nostrilfire 1800 (UK)
Mushler Groincat (Belgium)
Mushler Groincat (Belgium)
Hamlove Regret 1200 (Germany)
Hamlove Regret 1200 (Germany)

Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus, 2020 Changli EV • Not-so-running: 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!: https://rb.gy/udnqhh)

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tommcparland
Tom McParland

would hoon Lipoma 3500