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Fiat Designer: Hey, should the new 125 have square or round headlights?

Fiat Lighting Engineer/Company Masseuse: Yes.

Fiat Designer: Okay, sounds good. Do more on the shoulders, now.

(Lighting Engineer begins to pound on the Designer’s shoulders as background music swells and we fade to black)


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