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Dr. Emilio Lizardo was a fictional Italian physicist who broke only halfway into the eighth dimension and was somehow taken over by the evil Red Lectroid Lord John Whorfin. Rallying the other Red Lectroids to keep working towards their return to Planet 10 from their top sekrit Yoyodyne building in New Jersey, Lord John Whorfin asked the gathered Red Lectroids the simple questions.

Lord John Whorfin: Where are we going?
Red Lectroids: Planet 10!
Lord John Whorfin: When?
Red Lectroids: Real Soon!

News reports of the impending release of the new Fiat 500 are once again surfacing, but are sadly not tied into a sequel of the eighites classic Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension. When is the new Fiat 500 coming? Real soon July 4th, 2007 to tie into the original Nuevo 500 release 50 years ago! Perhaps Cinquecentos in the eighth dimension will have rear wheel drive.



The Fiat 500 Returns: More on the New Cinquecento; Designing 500: Fiat Looking for Ideas; Cinquento Nuovo! New Fiat 500 Pics Arrive! [Internal]


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