Drunk Man Arrested For Having Sex With Chevy Blazer

We've seen a lot of deviance associated with the sexualization of the automobile, whether it be dragons getting busy with cars to their own theme song, or British mechanics shagging tail pipes while dressed in ladies frillies. We've even told you how to make an SIU (Sexual Interface Unit). But until now, we've never actually seen anyone having sex with a car. Well, mark that one off the list, as this incredibly drunk bloke goes to town on the front end of a Chevy Blazer. We're not even sure what the heck he's doing up there, but he sure seems to enjoy it. So do the cops. Thankfully grainy but NSFW video after the jump — have an eyewash station nearby. [Youtube]


Rob Emslie

And 9 months later the Blazer gave birth to a litter of Aveos with F.A.S..